Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:38 am Moar from amoozmint park land
1. No, I will not put your cellphone in my pocket while you ride the roller coaster of doom. While you may find a handful of ride operators who are (bewilderingly, in my opinion) willing to allow guests to make them responsible for their loose articles, I am definitely not among them. Not only is it something I personally don't want to deal with, but they actually told us in training never to accept a guest's things like that. Continuing to ask me to do it after I've already cited company policy in an attempt to say "no" softly is only going to get you a more blunt answer.

2. The yellow rectangle painted on the platform next to the remote dispatch control panel is, in fact, the remote dispatcher's safety zone - meaning it's where I stand while we're dispatching the coaster train. It is not, contrary to popular belief, where we want you to pile your shoes and purses. Honestly, there's this whole huge platform - why do you need to put all your stuff in that one spot?

more list, and a specific instance at the swings ride )
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[info]spoofmaster, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:12 am GObject - Bringing OO Assembly into the 20th Century

Dear LazyWeb,

Does anyone know of a SWIG-a-like which can turn fairly vanilla C++ into GObject-ified C? If it can make IDL files suitable for Vala, all the better.

The hidden agenda behind my question is the way that all the ‘cool kids’ in the Desktop world seem to use GObject for some strange reason and I guess it would be nice if Firtree could as well.

On the Firtree front: One can now save images! Sort of… This moves Firtree almost to the level of functionality shown by Photoshop 0.01 :). Until I get the OpenGL redner-to-texture stuff abstracted away inside Firtree::Image however, it wont be able to save the results of accelerated GLSL processing. Being as this is the main feature of Firtree, the image saving feature is a bit pants at the moment :).

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[info]filecoreinuse
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:40 am (no subject)

This is more of a 'what the hell' then a 'suck'.

About two hours ago, I get a call from a guest who said he went out walking four hours ago and wound up getting lost. One would think that after realizing you don't know how to get back to the hotel after the first hour or hour and a half, you would either stop somewhere to ask for directions or get a taxi. Maybe the Texas heat fried his brain


This is a suck..

A short time ago, I got a few calls from guests on various floors saying that people were being loud in the hallway and banging on doors. Fortunantly this didn't last long. It was only recently I learned the people causing the disturbance were people here who are going into the military. Not to cause any wank or anything, but you would think they would have more common sense.

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[info]nightauditguy, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:56 am (no subject)
A couple more sucks from the land of baggy pants and Invader Zim clocks...

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[info]rohypnolsicle, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:09 am Don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll get you.
Star Wars Episode IV, according to a 3-year-old.

SO CUTE.
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[info]megamole
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:01 am American hymns, circa 1862?
Time/place: Virginia, 1862

Can anyone give me suggestions for a hymn one might sing to comfort himself if he felt a premonition of death? The tune should be one that an outsider would find melancholy and even rather eerie.

The singer is a Virginia farmboy in 1862; the hearer is a Philadelphian in the early 1980s.

(And yes, I admit to Googling "The Southern Harmony" but throwing up my hands in despair at the sheer number of MIDI files to listen to, so I'm throwing myself on the mercy of Little Details.)
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[info]orthent, posting in [info]little_details
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:00 am Up to 11
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Truck Festival 11, 19-20 July 2008

After two years of rain at Glastonbury (that is, two occasions on which it rained, when each time it seemed like two years' worth), I decided not to go this time. Instead I went to Truck. It's nearer, just south of Oxford, so I knew I could pack up and leave if the predicted rain got too much; and it's smaller, by a factor of forty.

And that has made all the difference. [info]j4 wasn't excited by the advertised lineup of bands and stayed at home, but she'd looked after me well at previous festivals and this time I was lucky to have the company of several Oxford friends and veterans. Special thanks to [info]barnacle for erecting my tent and [info]juggzy for bacon and eggs. Special thanks, too, to anyone not at the festival who put up with my hourly text messages tagged #truck. Here are my photos.

Somehow there are six stages on the tiny farm, mostly not interfering with each other's sound. The sensible thing to do is stay in one place but I can't, so I saw at least some of perhaps 30 performances. But I did spend most of Sunday evening at the Barn stage (which is a barn, made of concrete, smelling faintly of manure) for Sonic Cathedral.

Positive about feedback )

Only one word for it. Regrettably, that word is: shoegasm!
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[info]addedentry
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 02:42 am Learning the American accent
Setting: today, American midwest
Previous searches: American accent, learning American accent, wikipedia and linguistic sites

I am not a linguist, so a lot of my searches are frustrating because I can't read the phonetic notation and none of the learning sites are providing me with what I want to know. Most of it's people pleading for help and not stating their specific problems. I've got a British man (technically Irish, but he's passing himself off as British with that stiff-upper lip accent I've read is called Received Pronunciation) who needs to disappear into the population pretty quickly.

What I want to know is, given his current accent, how hard would it be for him to counterfeit a standard American accent? On that note, what would be particular problem areas, or specific parts of the accent that would be harder to pick up, and thus might give him away? I'm thinking along the lines of that that generalized upper Great Plains, sort-you-hear-on-tv accent. Also, due to the nature of the situation, he has no voice coach or anything of that nature, so really he's just winging it. Where might he quietly find information on learning the accent without outside help, assuming he has some prodigious resources to work with? I'm useless on this topic, because I happen to speak in the generic accent which is so desirable, and don't know what the sticky spots could be.

Thanks in advance!
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[info]aliasheist, posting in [info]little_details
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 08:30 am I love antibiotics
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UTIs and TMI )
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[info]rmc28
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:43 pm Bad bad bad bad bad day.

Ok so today was a "lets treat retail employees like total cow shit day" at the big yellow tag at which I am employed at.

 
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[info]shake_mytree, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:39 pm Affordable Areas in Evanston, IL
Current Mood: curious
Setting: Chicago area,
Time: Present day (mostly)
Items Searched: Evanston Neighborhoods, Evanston Affordable Neighborhoods, Evanston demographics.

I am currently working on a series of stories set in Chicago and surrounding cities and suburbs. A few of those stories take place in Evanston, a deceptively suburban-looking city immediately north of Chicago. They involve a character who grew up in one of the working class/lower middle class sections of Evanston. Here is the problem, though - while I keep hearing that Evanston has places like that, I haven't been able to find out where they actually were. Can anyone help me out with that?

Thanks in advance.
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[info]strannik01, posting in [info]little_details
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 10:32 pm how fast does gunpowder decompose on contact with air?
I asked a co-worker this and he said one thing, but I'm not sure he's quite right.

I want a character to be given a loaded flintlock pistol to defend herself with, she'll be shown how to cock and fire it, but it's already primed and loaded for her, and I want her to be able to carry it with her, in her pocket or something untill she needs it.

My co-worker says this isn't possible because the gunpowder would decompose too quickly and not ignite, but trying to google how fast it decomposes, all I'm getting is the speed it decomposes on ignition compared to other explosives. If this won't work, i can have her shown how to load and prime it, and tweak the scene where she uses it so she has time to do it.
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[info]lindenfoxcub, posting in [info]little_details
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:44 pm I'm not sure if these are sucks or WTFs...
I work at the fast food joint that's Not Really Waaaay Better Than Fast Food. I mostly work the front register and take orders in the drive through, so I deal with...not-so-great customers a lot.

Anyway...

First of all, we don't serve breakfast, and don't advertise that we do.


She didn't come back; I hope she found a place that can answer her question properly.

The second one was in the drive-thru. Again, it was slow, but this time in the afternoon. For clarification, anyone wearing a headset in the store can hear the orders, and anyone can talk to the people at the speaker outside. 


Cue everyone to start laughing and giving each other 'WTF?' looks.
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[info]chickenoftheday, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 10:23 pm At what point does romance stop being romance and just becomes kink?
Current Music: Billy Idol "White Wedding"
Why is it that fangirls claim that Character X loves Character Y and yet, 99.9999% of their fanfics are based on their bedroom antics and place only miniscule amount of attention on the character's thought processes (and no, using your female character as a puppet  to promote your views on why she thinks Character X is so hot, he has the biggest _____ does not count as focusing on the character because you are still focusing on the sexual aspect of the relationship. That gets old and it loses the magic). 

Why is it that these same fangirls claim that their precious pairing's relationship is so complex and yet when you go to deviantart.com and look up pictures of these two character, you will see that the most popular ones are the ones where the characters are in a sexual act. Seriously, I don't mind porn, I look at it from time to time for some inspiration (straight, gay, lesbian). Everyone has their kink. I know some people like to write Harry Potter PWP between Wizards and Ghosts and it doesn't bother me. Hell, I remember once way back I read a Shaggy/Scooby fic. (I swear!) Everyone has their kink, but I would not call it love, much less romance and when I say romance I am not asking for sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. I am just asking for something realistic.

Am i the only one that notices this trend. I have written some minor PWP (I stopped short of the full on sex act because I am too chicken to post the entire scene in public, even at the Pit's ugly stepsister adultfanfiction.net), so it's not like I don't like reading about sex scenes. It's just that I think it loses it's appeal and I feel that fangirl's only write these masterbatorial diatribes for their own amusement as well as for their like minded bretheren to convince themselves  that their pairing of choice is more 'valid'. Did somebody forget to tell them that porking doesn't mean love? Does anyone else notice that or am I just spewing empty words. 

I do not mind porn BUT if that is all you can give me, even if it's my favorite pairing, then it just starts getting redundant. And creepy. I don't even like reading non con about my favorite couples. Once or twice okay, but after awhile, it just gets....ugh.
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[info]madmadonna, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:19 pm Dear failthor,

No single drug is going to make someone with Schizoaffective Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Antisocial Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, and Dissociative Disorder 'just be okay'.

No, really. I know shit about psychology other than what my mother (who is a psychologist) tells me, but without even asking her, I can tell you honestly that one drug is not going to make this person sane. It doesn't matter how powerful it is, your deus ex machina could not EVER work this way in real life.

Also, arguing with people who are far smarter than you on what mental disorders Johnny has will not help your reputation. IF YOU CANNOT SPELL IT, YOU CANNOT DIAGNOSE IT. No exceptions. Again, I know shit about psychology and even I, with Wikipedia and a good ten minutes, could outsmart you on this one.

Really, I think you just want attention and are thus jumping into a debate that has/is having/will have lots of wank until time ends. It's the abortion issue of our fandom, essentially, and no matter what you say wank will ensue.

Which is why I'm just gonna call both you and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac 'batshit insane'.

Sometimes, the most effective mental diagnosis is that made during a facepalm.

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[info]rufflepoofskin, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:51 pm (no subject)
Dear gaggle of 14 year old girls that came in 5 minutes before closing,

Thanks for making a mess bigger than the mess that had been made for the whole day in the 5 minutes you were in my store. Really. Because clearly, I was just stand around doing nothing, and need something to do. Don't mind the vaccuum next to me, or the 409 in the hand. And also don't notice the perfect condition the store was in before you walked in, and how utterly trashed it is now. Awesome. You didn't even buy anything. Even better!! Oh, and what a nice touch, going to the front display shelf in the front of the store, and opening up all the tops to the candy bins that I couldn't see. And laughing about it. And laughing about how I would have to clean up after you. Ha. Ha. I especially enjoyed your conversation about how one of you had to go to the bathroom before you left to change out of your booty shorts and halter top, and scrub off that nine pounds of makeup you spackled onto your face, since your mommy dearest doesn't want you to dress like a slore. How dare she care about you!! I hope she gets tired of waiting in the car, and walks into the mall to find you, and sees you in your prosti-tot uniform.

I hope you get grounded and so can't go to the dance with Tad!!!!!!! Life is so unfair,
Me.


Why is it that it doesn't matter if I hadn't had a single customer all day, one always comes in five minutes before close. And usually, sucks. Without fail.
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[info]slutnapkin, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:40 am An overall Sucktastic day
Well, I had two sucks to share, but they both got dwarfed by the fact that our movie theater had to evacuate EVERYONE. That means all of the people who are STILL seeing Batman, even though it is Tuesday night. At least it wasn't Friday...

Fire Marshall Fun! )

A couple sucks starring Snotty Little Girl and Mr. I'm In A Suit And Can Therefore Be a Dick )
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[info]merirustryfe, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 08:48 am Slang and Japanese Fangirlisms: Because it can drive you nuts
Current Location: Philippines
Current Music: Plenty of Grit - Slayers Revolution OP - Megumi Hayashibara
A quick rant, because I'm fed up with this particular fangirl Japanese (yes, I was guitly of fangirl Japanese in the past. *is shot*):

STOP REPLACING THE EXPRESSION "OH MY GOD" WITH "OH, KAMI-SAMA."

The Japanese don't casually (or rarely) invoke "God" when they are startled, afraid, surprised, etc. (yes, even when they have sex or orgasm)*--basically, while the English (and very Judeo-Christian ) expression of "Oh, my God" or simply "God" may be literally/technically translate as "Kami-sama",  "Oh, Kami-sama" does not have the same nuances as "Oh my God," unless you're using "oh my God/god" to address/refer to an actual god. Or your fandom is Onegai My Melody, but they use "oh my gai" or something like that.

And if anyone uses "Nanda jigoku," to replace "what the hell?", I will kill you with fire.

*This is based on personal experience and not-quite-that-extensive knowledge of Japanese culture so if I'm wrong, feel free to gut me.


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[info]twistedsheets10, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:00 pm who made your opinions king of the anthill?
Now, see here, Magna Carta: Tears of Blood review-poodle:

text of review, Magna Carta spoilers )

Short version: You don't like the character, that's fine by me, but plz to not be advertising your tastes in my reviews as though your opinion is the only one that matters.

Character bashing irritates me.
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[info]lassarina, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:07 pm Yu Yu Hakusho fandom, you never cease to surprise me
It's been a running joke among my fandom friends that I've never been flamed for one of my fics; however, tonight I think I get to join the club. Hopefully my welcome kit will come in the mail next week.

In which fanbrat tries to be innocent and non-judgemental, but misses the boat and falls into the water. )

*edited to add more batshit. I checked the rules and I didn't take out any original text, just added another PM. I hope that's OK with the mods.
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[info]blueutopiah, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:04 pm Not. A. Babysitter.
Recap: Animal shelter.
Decided to work with the kitties today, because I haven't been there in awhile.
So some guy comes up to me with his son while I'm in the cat room and asks if his son can play with a kitten. I said yes and told him all the rules about washing your hands before touching another cat, alerting staff if you get scratched, etc etc. Then he asks if his son can hold a kitten...which, yeah, I'm not allowed to do that. Sorry. Unless you're interested in adopting a cat and take it into the playroom, you can't hold it, otherwise we'd just have people handling cats all day in the main area and it would just be a mess. Anyway, I tell him this and add in the bit about being able to play with the cat if you're interested.
So the guy finally owns up and says that he just wants me to give his son a kitten to keep him occupied while Dad Of The Year goes out and does shit. Um, sorry, no. I'm not your babysitter, I'm not going to watch your kid, or let you leave your kid unattended with a tiny kitten while you go off gallivanting somewhere. Shelter =/ daycare center. We're here to give animals a home, not to amuse your kids. Go hire a nanny or drop them off at the daycare center that's right across the fucking street.
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[info]__fantine, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 11:13 pm an annoying Suck.
I've been told to post once again! ah. I must be too laid back to really think anything is a suck unless I'm being yelled at. Bot co-worker person says to post because it is! So here I am. :D

I guess this gets long! :O )

tl;dr: older lady takes 10 minutes for a nine item purchase. Also takes up time of obviously on break co-worker when another one not on break is standing right next to her.
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[info]eknock, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 07:03 pm Dear Princess Tutu author
This will be the MOST realstic as possible story series for Princess Tutu season 3. I'll strictly keep the characters personalities and mannersims. There also will not be any sudden, random plot changes! FAKIRxAHIRU ENJOY!

Great to know!

...What is your story about? What does your "summary" tell me other than that you're a pretentious twit?
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[info]pig_catapult, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:51 pm A rant on behalf of the pretty boy in my icon ...
Current Mood: annoyed
So tell me it's not just me.  But it really gets under my skin to see fantwits who have only played Kingdom Hearts decide that they want to take a stab at writing for FFVIII.  Now, I realize this isn't always the case, and I don't want to be falling into the trap of over-generalization, but a lot of the time, they have no idea what they're writing about.  They just thought Leon was,  "LIEK, OMG SO HAWT!"  :p  (I'm fairly certain this goes for most fandoms, though.  If you aren't familiar with the actual source material, part of me has to wonder wth you're doing trying to write fic for it.)

Don't get me wrong, I like KH and KH2's Leon.  He's just peachy, everything is golden in that respect.  This is not a rant about Leon.  ;)

Nope.  It's about this:  Dear, dear fanits.  When you decide that you are IN LUV with Leon and say "Hey, isn't he from FFVIII?  LET'S WRITE ABOUT THAT!" -- unless you're writing some kind of crazy crossover (and even then)  -- you need to bear in mind ... HIS REAL NAME IS SQUALLNo, really, it is.  FFS, Yuffie even calls him that in KH!  (Side note.  Yuffie does not belong in your FFVIII fic unless it's a crossover.)  But no.  Leon does not belong in my FFVIII, thank you very much.  His fellow SeeDs and the other students at Balamb Garden do not know this Leon of whom you speak, and will most likely stare at you blankly if you go in inquiring about such a person.  (And if you want to get right down to it, FFVIII's Squall =/= KH's Leon.  Two entirely different characters and history.  BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT RANT.)

Please to be doing a little research (I mean, hell, you can BUY FFVIII for 20 bucks on Amazon right now) if you absolutely must write about FFVIII.  He's really ... I mean, really ... not the same guy.
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[info]rhianna_aurora, posting in [info]fanficrants
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:56 pm WTF?

I work at a big-name bookstore outlet, in a rather large mall.

 
Our store was supposed to have our district manager make a surprise visit sometime this past week, so we were all on our best behavior- well, we tried.

On this particular day, there were 2 employees on shift, myself, and another girl with the same name. We had just blown up some balloons for our big clearance sale we have going on. So we had to tap the balloons back at each other for a few minutes. (Who doesn't?) 

Then this man walks in, with his wife, and we knew he was somebody. He came right over, and was joking about my juggling skills. He asked us soem questions, and acted like he knew the answer to them. He then walks away with his wfe, walking through the store. I then find a pop one of the shelves, and dispose of it, before walking out for my 10 min break. I come back, and they are still there. 

He comes over, asks me some more questions, and I check him out. As he's leaving he asks for our store card, and my name. When he gets to the door, we get a phone call and I answer. I happen to notice he's still at the door, listening to me answer the phone.

Afterwards, my co worker and I freak out. Did they like the store? Did we do a better job than last time? What will otu store manager say? He walked in on us playing with balloons, ect. He also asked for my name specifically.

About 2 hours later, we get another phone call, a man looking for me. 

"Hi, this is so and so. I was in your store earlier, and I was wondering you if you had a moment to spare. I saw how much you loved your job, and you obviously take pride in what you do. I have this job opening in our headquarters in _____ and I think you would be perfect for the job. We should get coffee sometime and go over the job details. You are over 18, right? Well, is there a number where I can reach you? No, well, I'll give you my number, and you call me when possible, and we will see if we chan't schedual some time. I don't know how much you like working at ___ but I can tell how much you like selling books, and this atmosphere, and you have a great energy and pressence about you, and I would love to see you come apply for this job. You even impressed my wife, and that is saying much. Have a great day!"

wtf?

Notes: He never mentioned what his company was. He isn't an employee of the company where I work.
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[info]x__wicked__x, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 10:02 pm WTF

I work at our local hospital. It's medium sized, but it's certainly not sparkly clean. This isn't to say that isn't clean, but ya know. There are the occasional blood stained cloths left on the floor, bandaids, contaminated tape, fluids, etc.

This is more of a WTF than a suck. 


Do not let your child under -any- circumstances, go barefoot when he or she is walking around. Especially in a high traffic area. Ever. Especially in a hospital. 

There's a statistic out there that claims that patients pick up many illnesses from a hospital - the flu, the common cold, pnuemonia, infection. Put some socks and/or shoes on those little feet!

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[info]salinetears, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:50 pm A minor suck for simple lack of compassion
I work at a glass shop, where I have a group of 3 technicians who do home and commercial installations for windows and whatnot. Today, I sent all 3 out to repair 3 VERY large windows at a local library. Unfortunately, one of the pieces of glass broke and injured one of my technicians, and he spent the afternoon in the emergency room, where he required more than 30 stitches. Since he'd had a list of stops to make after that job, and we simply didn't have the manpower to make it to them without him, we had to call them and reschedule. I understand that it was very inconvenient, but most people were understanding. This conversation between my manager and one guy, however, was completely baffling. You gotta love speaker phone, though, so the whole office could appreciate it.


Manager - Hello, Mr. Jerkface? This is __ calling from X company about your appointment. I am sorry to inform you that the technician scheduled to see you this afternoon has been injured and is on his way to the hospital. We will not be able to keep your appointment today. Would it be possible to reschedule you to be seen first thing tomorrow morning?

Jerkface - This is completely unacceptable. I have been home waiting ALL DAY. (Mind you, it's like, 9:45 in the morning and his appointment wasn't until 1-3) Why couldn't you have called me sooner?

Manager - (a little stunned) Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I had no way to foresee someone getting injured on a job, and I am calling you at the first available moment.


She was able to talk to him (for more than 12 minutes) and get him to quit being a jerk and reschedule, but jeez. Who does that? I mean yes, it sucks that we don't have the manpower to rearrange the schedule enough to fit him in with just the two techs. But we notified him of the problem the minute that it occured, and it's not like he's out any money because he was getting a free estimate. He could have still even gone into work at that time.
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[info]cherryjuicebox, posting in [info]customers_suck
Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:58 am Drug induced paranoia
Current Location: CHERUB campus
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Nightmare - Nakagawa Kotaro
Where: UK
When: Modern Day
Scenario: Character J, an undercover spy, is unwittingly exposed to a drug capable of inducing/enhancing paranoia in those that take it, close to the end of his mission. The mission ends shortly afterwards, and J returns to his base and has a routine blood and urine test. J is fifteen years old, quite muscular and very physically active.

What I need to know: Are there any drugs out there that specifically induce paranoia or make an already paranoid person even more so? Preferably it would be something that can be dissolved in a bottle of water. How long do these drugs take to work? Would they be easily detected in a blood/urine sample? Would the doctor know what he is looking at? How long would the drug take to kick in and how long would it be effective for? Would it have any other affects on him?

I can handwave this in the fic, but I really don't want to if I can use something that really exists. Illegal drugs are fine, since the guys who put him in this state aren't really what you would call 'good guys'.

Googled: "paranoia drug induced", "drug induced paranoia" and variations. Mainly got conspiracy theory sites and medical sites that I can't understand.

Thanks in advance.
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[info]ansela_jonla, posting in [info]little_details
Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 09:36 pm (no subject)
I work in a family owned dollar/discount store, owned by a close relative. It's cool because hey, I can wear fairly casual clothing at work and I get drinks for free- better than other places I've worked out. However, something about dollar stores brings out the nutbag in everyone, so without ado...


1. Creepy Man With Interesting Clothing: You've mistaken me for my sister, which is understandable, as we look alike. This is fine. However, this is not license to a) say really creepy things about my little sister and b) say creepy things to me. Oh, you think we're pretty? How nice. Can you say that without mentally undressing myself and every female in eyeshot? Thanks, I appreciate it.

2. Lots and Lots of People: The cards are all .55 cents each, or two for a dollar. How does this not make sense to you? What do you mean, you want a steeper discount? We're not haggling over the price of a frigging car, it's a damned 'Sorry I forgot your birthday!' card!

2a. There is no discount on the balloons, either. I have never hated helium so much in my life until I started blowing up balloons.

no habla estupida, sir. )

And for more of a WTF:

I'm sitting on the floor, pricing some oils when an elderly couple walk in. The following convo ensues:

Me: Hello ^_______________________^
Elderly Woman: Hello! ^_________________^
Elderly Man: You're sitting on the floor.
Me: Yep! But it's clean, no worries.
Elderly Man: Well, don't expect me to help you.
Me: ^_______________________^
Elderly Man: I retired before you were born?
Me: Oh?
Elderly Man: And I retired in 1990!
Me: Oh, I was born in 1982.
Elderly Man: * stares *
Me: ^_______________________^
Elderly Man: You're a liar!
Me: o.o No, I really was.
Elderly Man: * in a srs business tone * No, you must be a liar! * wanders off muttering *


Okay, well, now that I know I can hold off on the facelist for a few years....
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