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Nov. 21st, 2009 @ 10:28 am Atheist bus children
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I think I'm a little bit behind on the news, but it seems roughly what happened was that the atheist bus campaign paid for an advert asking for children religious parents (or anyone) not to be labeled with those beliefs. The pictures and story are here:

Bus: Don't label these children as Christian or non-Christian, regardless of what their parents believe.
National newspaper: Ooh! But I found those children and those children ARE Christian or non-Christian. Ahahaha! I got you there, didn't I? I'm so clever!
Bus: But... the advert is mostly ABOUT presumed Christian children? Did you even read it? It's only, like, ten words.
National Newspaper: Gotcha! Despite running an advert asking EVERYONE to be tolerant, we all really knew that what you really wanted was OTHER people to be tolerant.
Bus: Well, duh. I mean, we are us. We don't have to advertise on buses to be more tolerant, we just have to try harder!
National Newspaper: Hmph.
Bus: So, you only respect rabid hard-line fundamentalists, and if someone you disagree with and think OUGHT to be a rabid hard-line fundamentalist tries to be more moderate and open, your idea of a helpful response is not to encourage it, but to scream "hypocrite" until they give up?

I mean, you can argue whether the atheist bus slogans are a good idea, but religious and secular evangalisation both run a full gamut from "Here, have some free food, no questions asked" to "OK, I want you to kill all the people here until people agree with me", and things close to the first end are generally a good way to go!

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Nov. 15th, 2009 @ 10:11 pm Marginal competence
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Have exhibited marginal competence, yay!

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Nov. 15th, 2009 @ 10:29 am Journey to the Centre of the Earth
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Indeed, the rest of the film could probably best be described as very mediocre. You wouldn't have thought a film could be very mediocre. It should be either good or bad. But that's the best description.

The film isn't boring, or more implausible that normal (and gets a big pass because, well, it's got to be based on Journey to the Centre of the Earth). But nothing much happens. No plot, no interesting characters, no tension. Dinosaurs, yes, but no tension.

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Nov. 14th, 2009 @ 09:15 pm Jumping a chasm in a mine-cart
In Speed, there was a notably unrealistic scene where a city bus jumped over a large gap in an unfinished freeway bridge, despite the lip being, you know, flat. Ironically, they filmed this scene by driving an ACTUAL city bus over an ACTUAL bridge with a gap in it (iirc), but then digitally editing the ramp out later to make it look deliberately impossible.

OK, having workmen leaving a convenient ramp at the edge of the lip might be a little unrealistic, but nowhere near as unrealistic as having the bus magically leap upwards against gravity. Alternatively, you could choose a bridge which has a slope on each side, which under good circumstances could be actually realistic.

In Van Helsing, Van Helsing jumps a COACH AND FOUR across a chasm in a similar manoeuvre. Now, horses can in fact jump. But I doubt they could lift a coach by the harness.

Now, I think I've seen an EVEN MORE implausible attempt. In Journey to the Centre of the Earth, the guy from The Mummy jumps a MINE CART over a chasm. Now, ok, there may be a ramp. And it may get across safely. But what are the chances of it landing perfectly on the rails?

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Nov. 13th, 2009 @ 12:13 am Dark Depths
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We descended the cold chasm with picks and pitons, into the fell breath squatting in the depths. The vampire was strung between us with chains of silver-flecked cold iron. She was wan, and struggled no more, though she could have sent us all tumbling to the bottom. Her blood was cold to hot desires of revenge, and she didn't want to hasten her own descent by even a few minutes even if she would bring us with her.

The chasm was infamous amongst explorers. A single bridge crossed it, a massive stone edifice, but people hurried across it quickly. There were perpetual rumours of great treasures buried at the bottom, but an evil presence lurked there. Any explorers spending any time near the chasm, or descending into it, had its influence wash over them.

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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 03:24 pm Harry Potter Dark Arts Teachers
Spoilers for Harry Potter books I-VII )

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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 12:39 am Sara and the Book: Part II
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There are genii locorum scattered all across Cambridge. Two thousand years ago the spirit of the forest covered all England, but as the trees were slowly cleared it fractured into thousands of wavering local essences. Many of the most active lingered in Cambridge, as the shrinking island of forest spirit huddled alone in the fens, and when fleeing scholars from Oxford passed through the place they settled their to study and befriend them.

Some became invaluable allies in the study of theology and science, and vast stone seats of learning were erected round them. Others were simpler, quick, hot spots of raw emotion where markets would form and lovers would couple incautiously behind the stalls. Some were dangerous, and the hastily erected buildings served to contain them as much as to house them. One haunted some of the land north of the river, and building projects chased it north and south for centuries, and finally it was hemmed in, but as a binding structure was erected round it, it rose slowly above it, until it was eventually entrapped in a concrete tower hundreds of feet high.

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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 08:18 pm Fic: Sara and the Book, Part I
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Sara was 14 when she came to Cambridge University. This was very young and a very very great achievement, although it was only a footnote to all the things she would do later. Unfortunately she was a shy studious child ill adapted to making friends with students five years older than her.

So much of her identity was bound up in being a prodigy that she couldn't relax with students who wanted to let their hair down. She still needed to experiment socially, and make and lose friendships, and push boundaries, but everyone she knew had already gone through that, so she had lots of friends, but not really any peers. She would go to lectures, and go to supervisions, and play intellectual board games and card games, and even stand up to big people in intellectual bragging contests. But she had no true friends, and sometimes before she went to sleep she would lie awake wondering why she couldn't cry.

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Oct. 30th, 2009 @ 05:40 pm Sneezing when looking at bright light
The phenomenon is apparently called <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex>Photic sneeze reflex</a>. If I suddenly see a bright light, typically driving from shadow into bright sunlight, or suddenly looking up, I sneeze. (The straight dope article mentioned that it could be a serious problem for fighter pilots, where a fraction of a second convulsion and blindness when you come out of a cloud can be the difference between winning a dogfight and ploughing into the ground.)

The funny things are (1) I'm sure last time I tried to look it up, I could find almost no references online, but now I could find lots. I don't know if lots more got put online, or if google indexed them better, or if I just had bad search terms before. There was an article on straight dope, but I don't think it mentioned the 30% (?) of people figure.

And (2) people are apparently very surprised to discover their own experience isn't universal. I remember mum advising me to look at a bright light (typically the sky as a whole) if I was about to sneeze and couldn't get it out, and have always noticed it since. But I once commented on it to someone else who was very puzzled and said "What? You're allergic to sunshine?" And I assumed everyone was the same, because normally simple reflex things do seem to be.

Supposedly, it applies to about a third of people, and is probably genetic, and probably dominant. Some studies thought there were a fixed number of sneezes, and had some guesses as to the cause but weren't certain.

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Oct. 29th, 2009 @ 11:13 pm Car Radio
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I tuned my car radio. I started with BBC 3 and 4, and radio Cambridge.

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Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 11:06 pm A14/A428/M11 junction
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At the north end of the M11, the A14 westbound merges with the M11 northbound, and then splits into an A14-eastbound slip-road and A14 westbound. As far as I can tell, all of the A14 traffic wants to continue on the A14 (there were slip-roads for the M11 sound and A428 east before this), and the M11 traffic normally wants to turn off onto the A14 east. The M11 traffic might want to continue on the A14 west, but it never does seem to. That's hard to describe in words, but it's simple in a picture:

http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=52.232662,0.071239&spn=0.011223,0.027595&z=15

The point is, it represents an interesting rare example of harmony: normally when traffic tries to merge there's a conflict of interest between people who are already in a lane and want to keep their place and people who want to move into that lane. However, here, almost everyone in the left lane wants to be in the right lane and vice versa, so everyone has an incentive to let the others match speed and move across (else they'd be blocking the way for you to move). And this normally actually happens!

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Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 04:12 pm Fiction: How Magog, Tricia, Sarah and I met the Bicycle-eating Railings
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The first bicycle-eating railings were installed in front of some Jesus college accommodation. New railings, and a sign saying in bright yellow letters, “if you lock your bicycle to these railings it will be eaten. – Jesus College”

We shared a house opposite, and were fascinated to watch. For the first week or so, no bicycles were left there at all. I don't suppose anyone believed the sign, but no-one wanted to feel stupid enough to have left a bicycle there and had it removed, even in a more normal way.

I imagined their subconscious conversation. “Oh, dear,” they'd imagine a college repairman saying. “Was that your bike? Well, you know, we've got to be consistent or we'd have no policies at all. I'm sorry it happened to you though. Didn't you see the sign?”

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Oct. 23rd, 2009 @ 12:01 am Halloween Party, Sat 31st October
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There will be a Halloween party at Sherbourne Close in Cambridge (directions on request) next week on Sat 31st, from about 8pm. Everyone is welcome. Please bring friends, drinks, extra decorations, and anything else that seems appropriate. Costumes are welcome.

As always, apologies to those not in Cambridge, or with commitments that clash.

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Oct. 20th, 2009 @ 03:13 pm Recent freeware platform games, An Untitled Story and Eversion
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I recently played two games linked from http://www.toothycat.net/wiki/wiki.pl?FreeGames which I really liked.

"AN UNTITLED STORY" platform adventure from Matt Makes Games

An Untitled Story is the sort of platformer I really like. You start off just exploring and it slowly gets harder and harder and you collect extra life and extra abilities (but in a deterministic fashion, unlike computer-roleplaying-games). You start off as a formless egg, able to jump slightly and that's it, and end up with more than 500 life and 50 unique abilities.

The graphics are really simple, but elegant: like a small child would draw, if it were then made really really good.

Toward the end it gets really hard. And there are specific save points, so you have to get used to going away and coming back calm to do the difficult bits, especially when there's no save point DIRECTLY BEFORE A BOSS.

Links:
Review and description: http://www.gamemakergames.com/?a=view&id=6278
Home page: http://mattmakesgames.com/games.php
Walkthrough: http://helixc.dabomstew.com/index.php?action=printpage;topic=4727.0

Alas, I got nearly to the end and found a bit sufficiently difficult I didn't continue. Now I just want to get it out of my head.

Eversion

See Alex's review of this (and some others) here: http://alextfish.livejournal.com/8791.html

It's quite short, but fun while it lasts. It starts off as a happy shiny grass-trees-sun cutesy platformer, and then gets lovecraftian, and the hell-like levels are really, really, really creepy. The interface is interesting: you flip between different modes during the level, which affects where you can get to.

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Oct. 11th, 2009 @ 10:48 pm Party in coventry
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I had a nice time at the party with Rachel, saw lots of nice people, and on Sunday met up with old-friend-J, who was about the last of my old friends to meet Rachel. I drove to Coventry and back, and the car performed fine.

Driving out of coventry in the dark was a little nerve-wracking, with lots of confusing lanes and roundabouts and ring-roads, but considering it was a strange city it was all fine, and the whole journey took about 90 minutes (at pretty much 70mph the whole way) which was pretty easy and bodes well for visiting Rachel in Stoke (as much driving 150m isn't an ideal plan).

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Oct. 11th, 2009 @ 10:24 pm Dnd magic vs LOTR magic
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If you're attempting to codify a set of rules for a semi-competitive game (eg. Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying) the requirements are quite different, and in some cases diametrically opposed, to those for creating a good epic blood-stirring story (eg. LOTR), even if some things attempt to do both.

I think most primary school children work this out, even if they couldn't articulate the differences in abstract. For instance, in football, you have a lot more specific rules than you do in playing make believe.

The primary difference which would probably be obvious, even if you've never seen either of the two works in question, should include: In DnD, magic will have specific effects. In LOTR, it will be a lot more narrative driven.

Now, DnD is quite horribly balanced in many respects, especially in terms of representing a balanced pseudo-medieval economy, because that's not really what it's there for. Many people think (with some but not total justification) this makes DnD suck. Many people think LOTR also sucks.

But the point I'm aiming at is, most people find it obvious these differences exist.

Given that, I'm not sure why anybody considers it an interesting punchline to a fantasy comic to have:

Panel 1: Character is in a situation, which in LOTR was dire.
Panel 2: But if it were a 20th level character in DnD, it wouldn't be.
Panel 3: Ha ha ha!

Examples I've seen include: "If Gandalf were a 20th level wizard, and Mordor is supposedly an incredibly dangerous place to penetrate, but rather than giving any in-game justification why teleporting into the middle of the stronghold of a minor deity is dangerous, the GM just says 'it works, well done', that wouldn't have made a very good story". And, um, the same thing, but with Saruman and the white tower instead of Sauron.

I mean, it's funny once, when you realise that if you give characters superpowers, you need to make sure that plot obstacles for normal people are still obstacles. But it doesn't seem like a great insight :)

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Sep. 24th, 2009 @ 10:21 pm Magic cards I designed
Magic cards I designed )

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Sep. 13th, 2009 @ 10:53 am (no subject)
Rachel++
Anchor at Sutton Gault++
Stars++
Night driving++

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Sep. 7th, 2009 @ 08:22 pm Fantasy epics rated on how much they rip off Tolkien
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There are several supposedly high fantasy epics series that I remembered as vaguely Tolkien-esque, but always used to get muddled and forever put off reading because I

couldn't remember which ones were supposed to be any good. Now I've a fair idea, and will now rate them on how much they rip off Tolkien.

In no particular order:

(1) George Martin: "Song of Ice and Fire: Game of Thrones" 3/10. I recently read the first two of these after really loving his Stories/Novels Armageddon Rag, Aces Wild, and Hedge Knight. (He also wrote Windhaven and the Havilan Tuff series.) I thought they were really good, and like Tolkien only in being (a) good (b) epic world changing events (c) the list of twenty previous kings being relevant to the country (d) long (e) having "R R" as his middle initials. However, it is (α) not a quest novel (β) doesn't have an implacable opaque Force of Evil as the antagonist (γ) has actual characters who make decisions based on actual emotions.

(2) David Eddings. "Belgariad: Pawn of Prophecy" 7/10. I've not read these, so I'm kind of guessing at the score. However, I have the impression (which may or may not be correct) that they're coming-of-age quest narratives which are endlessly recycled into each book, and a good introduction to fantasy, but not worth it if you've read a lot of fantasy before.

(3) Terry Brooks. "Sword of Shannara". 8/10. Elves. Magic swords. Despoiled home village of protagonist. Blah-de-blah-de-blah. I've not read it, but at least one person when I said "You know, that book that's ACTUALLY a Tolkien rip-off" said, "oh, you mean Brooks?"

(4) Raymond E. Feist. "Magician". 10/10. Dude, this is only saved from scoring 11 because you very sensibly, after ripping off half of it from Tolkien, ripped the other half off the less-well-known The empire of the petal throne. (And seriously, what exactly is NOT less well known than Tolkien? Harry Potter?) I thought the other half was quite original, until I discovered, on wikipedia, it was also ripped off. That doesn't mean the book is bad, some friends definitely enjoyed it (and I still have a mild curiousity to know what happened in-story to cause these universes to bud). But seriously, if you name your ripped off elvish races in Sindarin that is not subtle.

(5) David Gemmel. ?/10. Don't know anything but the name.

(6) Robert Jordan. (2/10) Endless endless endless endless series with more and more and more and more and more characters who whine and whine and whine about gender relations. About half is quite good. The first bit is a Tolkien-rip off, but quite well done, and most of the rest's flaws are not that.

(7) Stephen R. Donaldson. The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. (0/10) As far as I can tell, these don't have anything to do with Tolkien at all, they're just not any good. Based on the first thirty pages of the first one, I will over-generalise the experience into "ten books of Thomas Covenant whining about having leprosy, or not having leprosy, or no-one liking him". I can be depressed on my own, thanks. I didn't find reading this added measurably to the experience. The other duology Mordant's Need has some interesting ideas, but suffers similarly from whining. His short stories are very good, you should read those. They are a bit grim read back-to-back, but many are very good individually.

And now, I'll include a very brief reminder for a variety of other fantasy series which mostly don't rip off Tolkien appreciably more than any other member of the fantasy genre, but at one time or another I had trouble remembering which they were. (This is not a very hard criterion, and excludes many notably good and bad books. Eg. whether you like Asimov or not, most people know he's "the one with the prolific 60s sci-fi" or "the one with the robots and pschohistory" without me telling you.)

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Sep. 5th, 2009 @ 01:38 pm Top three most blatant indications of who is the main protagonist
Top three most blatant indications of who is the main protagonist

* The protagonist's name is an anagram of the "one"
* The protagonist's name is "Protagonist"
* The protagonist has a big arrow on top of his head pointing at him

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